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[summonthesuit]

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<P.B.P>

[heyunderoos]

Apparently?? I dunno how he did that in the two minutes I saw him do the hand thingy. Like every outcome sucked worse than us dying for five years, so he went with that one? I dunno, I'd try to find the one option that sucked less??

It kinda looked drawn on, that's all I'm saying. Maybe there are magic rules against hair growth.

< HasNoFear >

[summonthesuit]

Well, I'm sure he knew what he was doing when he made that choice. He is the Ultimate Sorceror, isn't he?

[He's misremembering the term Sorcerer Supreme, rip.]

Drawn on, huh? Maybe he has some sort of magical 2D goatee. It transcends time and space.

<P.B.P>

[heyunderoos]

[Peter will not inform Steven either.]

Yeah, he is. He also kinda made that choice without consulting us. So, sometimes I get a little frustrated about that fight. Probably dumb on my part ngl.

Oh my god. I hope so.

< HasNoFear >

[summonthesuit]

Sounds like a good reason to get frustrated, honestly. Even if he knew what he was doing, allowing half the universe to get rubbed out for five years should be more of a team decision.

Anyway, is there anything else I missed in these last few weeks I should know about? New team members? New cases? I read something about a museum heist.

<P.B.P>

[heyunderoos]

It was kinda framed like the only option. It wasn't really great. I know I shouldn't really complain tbh.

Honestly, its mostly been people trying to recover and deal with what happened.

< HasNoFear >

[summonthesuit]

Oh... So no juicy crime to sink our teeth into?

[He was kind of hoping for a distraction. And a means to do some good, because he sure is feeling useless right now.]

<P.B.P>

[heyunderoos]

About the usual stuff. Maybe an uptick of pick pocketing in a certain neigborhood. That should be easy enough to scope out.

< HasNoFear >

[summonthesuit]

[He feels disappointed, up until he realizes how horrible it is to be disappointed about that. Then he just feels bad.]

Well that's good, right? That there's not more crime than that, I mean. That's what we want.

Go team!

<P.B.P>

[heyunderoos]

Its really good, also really makes things harder sometimes?

Its super selfish to say, but when there isn't a lot to do I feel kinda fidgety about it.

[Surprise, Steven, you are not alone!]

< HasNoFear >

[summonthesuit]

[OH GOOD, they're both super selfish then.]

Nah, I get it. I suppose we'll just have to do good by helping old ladies cross the street, or carrying groceries for someone. Maybe walk someone's dog, I don't know.

I'd suggest opening a tight pickle jar, but I still struggle with those myself sometimes. Don't want to look like a weak numpty in front of Bavan's citizens. That can't be good for W.E.B.'s reputation, can it?

<P.B.P>

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, that is what W.E.B. is for too. Just helping people who need help. Even if it's not glamorous or cool stuff.

I mean, it's not any worse than what people back home think of Spider-Man anyway. Make people think I'm human at least opposed to a pooka.